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Enjoying
Baseball
By Tammy and
Mel Griffin
This strange
phenomenon happens happens every
spring - when your darling boyfriend or husband morphs into
abnormal zombies!
You observe the
metamorphosis stages before the zombies emerge. In
the first phase, your cable or satellite television
statement multiplied a few folds. There is no need
for too great a concern here because when the baseball
World Series season ends in Fall the bills will drop to
the usual level (unless he is also a football fanatic).
In the second phase,
the credit card statement also shows interesting
purchases. For example, he had replaced the recliner
with a newer, sturdier industrial class model.
This is because it needs to be able to take the wear and tear
as a result from slamming fists
and jumping frequently on the seat of the recliner.
In the third phase,
you notice that he had purchased lots of junk food for
snacking and munching, as well sodas and beers.
You realise that you need to ensure that all his
insurance premium payments are paid on time!
There is need for
you to explain to your children that there is nothing
their loving father 's really okay. . .he just needs rest and
nothing has gone wrong with their loving father.
His blood pressure will not go over the danger level
despite all the yelling and screaming! Really?
My dear ladies, if
any of the above sounds familiar, you need to learn how
to handle the situations to ensure your happy family
stays happy! Remember the wise old adage, "you can't
push a wet noodle, but you can pull it?"
Is it time that you
throw yourself a lifeline and start winning over your
baseball fanatic instead of fighting with baseball and
losing him? Whether you like it or not,
baseball is here to stay and if you've spent any number
of summers alone maybe, just maybe, you might surprise
yourself and find some little part of the sport you can
enjoy.
That's where
"A Woman's Guide to
Enjoying Baseball
With Her Man" comes
in. It will teach you everything you need to know about
baseball season survivorship. Learn how to communicate
with your guy about the sport. Here's just a little
taste of what waits you inside:
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The basics of baseball.
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Why baseball is better than a
movie (well almost)
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The American culture of
baseball.
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Who are the baseball "greats"
and why they are memorable.
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Learn the lingo and what it
means.
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There are women players too!
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How about a little baseball
trivia?
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The difference between male and
female fans. . .hmmm?
Ladies, have you
ever been to a live baseball game? If not, you may be
in for a treat. If you really want to shake things up,
try rooting against his favorite team!
That's guarantee to get his attention!
Listen, the sport
isn't going to go away and neither is your partner
(hopefully) so why not give it a try. The only things
you have to lose are long, lonely weekends for the
entire season. Who knows? You might even become a fan
yourself!
So don't waste
another minute. Grab your copy of
"A Woman's Guide to
Enjoying Baseball
With Her Man"
and get ready for a terrific summer!
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Enjoying
Baseball
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P.S.
Please Don't Order this product if what you are looking
for is how to stop your guy's avid love of the sport.
But, if you do not want to reamain a baseball widow
and are willing to make the effort to manage the
mortamorphosis, you'll be glad you
do. You just might regain another whole way to share
quality time with your darling. |
